Screw You, Charles Dickens

Thanks to everyone who has purchased my book. My rankings jumped over the weekend. For a day, my ranking went to 50,000. I’m nowhere near that right now. However, searching the title of my book no longer pulls up Bleak House before my title, so I have that going for me, which is nice.

I am in the process of putting together some promotional materials for the book, so if you send your address and the first complete sentence on page 30 to BucketOfFace@gmail.com, I’ll send you some stuff, until I run out of stuff. Just to make this a bit more fun, I have no idea what the first sentence on page 30 is.